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For the birds. Posted: 3/4/08

New Miranda Rights T-Shirt Posted: 1/05/08


Dancing convenience store cop. Posted: 1/03/08
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December 30, 2007
Marisa Tomei Gets Off
The "Anger Management" and "Someone Like You" star was pulled over in New York City over the weekend for not wearing her seat belt while driving through the Big Apple. Sources tell TMZ that Tomei gave one of her best performances yet, as she begged the officer to let her slide. Among her reported tactics; repeatedly batting her long luscious eyelashes and continuously flashing her pearly whites. Tomei's flirt session worked like a charm! The officer fell for the act hook, line & sinker and allowed the actress to drive away with only a warning!

 

	Posted: January 2, 2008 Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD Harry Griswald, a hot dog loving Bronx cop, is magically transformed into the raw fish eating super-human hero Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.. 1996 movie trailer. Buy DVD.
	Posted: December 30, 2007 Baton 101. A little old school nightstick schooling from Times Square. Double click on video to view larger video.
	Posted: December 15, 2007 10-63 at Katz's Deli. A couple of officers SHARE a pastrami sandwich at the famous Katz's Deli on East Houston Street in the Lower East Side of town. See, we don't just eat donuts. Mangia Mangia boys.
	Posted: December 12, 2007 A couple of New York's Finest enjoying the West Indian Labor Day Parade get an unexpected lap dance. Dial 212-RECRUIT.   Watch Full Screen Video Version.

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and the NYPD knows where to find them. Posted: December 11, 2007

It was at 11 a.m., police received reports that a sheep was on the loose in the South Bronx, strolling happily along East 133rd Street in all its sheepish glory. The 7-month lamb was eventually cornered by a flock of warehouse workers after a half-hour chase through a parking lot. Police later loaded the lamb into a patrol car, and brought her to the Center for Animal Care and Control. Turns out, she had escaped from a “live animal market” where she would have been sold for dinner. Thanks to the daring escape, “Lucky Lady” will now live out the rest of her years at a farm sanctuary upstate, along with other delinquent livestock.
 

Josh Drimmer, 26, from Brooklyn stunned tourists and locals alike as he cavorted naked around Times Square with just his cellphone.

After stripping to the altogether, he zigzagged back and forth along Seventh Avenue between West 47th and 48th streets in all his glory at around 11 a.m. He tried unsuccessfully to get into The Olive Garden and then barged into Tad's Steakhouse. ( Full Story )

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Photo of the Week I am not worthy. I will write more summonses tomorrow sarge.

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NYPD Light   Protecting The Donuts 1/11/08 Sky Watch... It's here. It's there. It's everywhere. The juxtaposition of Tower of Fun and Dunkin' Donuts at 110th and Lexington is priceless. Good to know the donuts are safe boys.   Only in New York: 1/9/08 Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said. ( more )   Detectives lead David Dalaia, right, and James O'Hare, backround in glasses, both 65, from the Midtown North police precinct, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2008, in New York. (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano)   Freeze Or I'll Scoot. 1/8/08 Police have found a way to help save the planet and perhaps sneak up on the bad guys: an electric ultra-quiet scooter. Detective Derek Siconolfi sits atop a Vectrix electric motor scooter in front of One Police Plaza. The green scooter will be put into use as soon as weather permits Siconolfi to train members of the department's motorcycle division to use the new, eco-friendly, scooter. (more) police humor The NYPD is Issuing Video iPods 12/3/07 to members of its Police Academy to help them study for final exams. The iPods are "fully loaded" with subject matter including criminal procedure, New York State Penal Law, warrants, ethics and community policing, the department said. "Now a recruit can watch a class on 'search and seizure' while going home on the subway," Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said in a statement. spacer 6-Year-Old Girl Cited by NYPD for Sidewalk Chalk Drawing 10/17/07 A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. (more).   NYPD cop sues over firing, blames meatballs. A former NYPD detective who lost his job after he said his wife poisoned his meatballs with pot without his knowledge is suing to get his job back. Full Story spacer NYPD Running Out of Ammo. The NYPD has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development (more). spacer sNYPD Apologizes For Accidental Shooting-Clubbing-Stabbing-Death. We deeply regret that this terrible tragedy has happened(more). spacer Naked woman on 133rd & Amsterdam (Nudity) OK folks, move along, there's nothing to see here. Amateur video. Part 1: The strip Part 2: The arrest       pacer Shit that happened yesterday: spacer

Don't Mess With The Press

Posted: December 19, 2007
Philadelphia news anchor Alycia Lane called an NYPD cop a “Fuckin' dyke bitch” before punching her in the face yesterday.

Philadelphia news  anchorwoman  Alycia Lane, best known for e-mailing pictures of herself wearing a bikini to a married sports reporter, called a plainclothes NYPD cop a “dyke bitch” before punching her in the face yesterday. The cop was in an unmarked car in front of Lane’s cab, and was moving too slow for Lane and her passengers. One of the three cops, a woman, told the TV anchor to back away, saying, “You can take pictures, but you have to step back,” the sources said. That’s when Lane went nuts, shouting, “I don’t care that you’re a cop - dyke bitch!” the sources said.

 

Celebrity Sightings

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The re-opening of the Fighting 9th Precinct.

I always thought it was the long arm of the law. Haha. You can view the entire story here. Don't pass up the Striptease in The Muster Room story. Very funny reading.

Anyone recognize the little fella?