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These photographs were submitted to me a few years ago when I
had my "Top Cop Humor" website. They really illustrate the
lighter side of police work. All photos are copyright their respective
owners. I saved the photos, but don't have all the relevant information that
goes along with them (name, department etc.). I am starting a new gallery
now. If you have a humorous photo of yourself or a fellow officer you would like to post here, please email
it to me at:
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Lt. Michael P. Dougherty,
Patrol Operations Bureau Commander,
Worthington Ohio
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Officer Bryan
Plemons picks up a cup of Joe for the grave yard shift |
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Corrections
Officer Wray at a jail for Blue Ridge in Virginia. I asked one night how
you use the "Black Chair". Officer Miller said for me to sit in the
chair and the buckles are like a seat belt. I'm thinking push button. I
buckled myself in and about the time I went to buckle the waist I got to
looking at the buckle and said "wait a minute? how the hell do I get
myself out???" It was a priceless moment and the whole staff died
laughing at me. |
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Stress |
Eddie Is
Tied Up |
Jack &
Jay |
Officer Grey |
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Traffic Duty Today |
Police
Graffiti |
More
Police Stress |
Sponge Bob &
Friends |
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More
Police Graffiti |
Stacy
Weber |
Cross
Dressing K9 |
Viking Cop |
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Budget Cuts |
New York's Finest |
Retired Police Officer
David Leibold, Montgomery County, MD. |
RIVERDANCE
Grant O'Neil, Senior Constable 10337,
Western Australia Police |
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May I take the liberty of sharing a story about a
very dear & close friend of mine. Actually 3-dear
friends. We are
Big Jim and
the Twins.
April 21,
1981. A day forever seared in my memory. I'm
retired now. Still have nightmares about that
fateful day. I went to my police job, did the
Lord's Work in those days... defending the
constitution against enemies both foreign and
domestic. Opened my locker in the basement of
the Eugene, Oregon Federal Building. That's
where my office was. A hovel of sorts. I was the
only officer from the Federal Protective Service
stationed there. An honest to God outpost. As
was my habit. I turned my police radio on. Our
Dispatch Center was in Portland, Oregon. I
started to take my uniform out of the locker. My
radio came to life. Intruder in the Eugene
Federal Courthouse! Respond at once! There was
no time to put my uniform on. So, I opened my
gun safe, took out my 357 Smith & Wesson
revolver. 4" Barrel. I slid the gun down the
front of my jeans and hot footed it to the
courthouse. I arrived at the courthouse and
started to creep around. It's scary to creep.
Creeping is not for every one. As I was creeping
down a hallway I thought I heard a noise. So, I
whipped my Magnum out. Pointed it down the
hallway. Nobody there. The intruder was gone. I
often wondered if he was intimidated by my
creeping skills. I slid my gun down the front of
my jeans. And headed back to my hovel AKA
office.
So, there I
was, standing in front of my locker. I reached
down to take the magnum out of my jeans. It
wasn't there! I pulled the front of my jeans
forward a little bit. Then I saw it. The handle
of my gun. It had slipped down. No big deal. I
gingerly grasped the handle and started pulling.
The gun was stuck! And that's when the terrible
realization dawned on me! Sweet Jesus, the front
sight of my gun is stuck on my under shorts! I
have, for the Love of God, a 357 Magnum Revolver
pointed directly at BIG JIM & THE TWINS!!! After
much weeping, wailing and gashing of teeth I
realize a decision had to be made. If I was
going to save BIG JIM & THE TWINS. The situation
was in doubt. I started to shake my leg. Low &
behold the magnum slid down my leg and onto the
floor!
Thus, BIG JIM & THE TWINS were saved.
This
has become a beloved bedtime story for children
of police officers worldwide.
Thank you Noel B. Ness for sending this in.
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