A good friend will come and bail you out of
jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was
fun!"What's the difference between an execution and
a circumcision?
With an execution, you get rid of the whole prick.
How is an erection like a prison sentence?
Neither one is stiff enough or long enough.
 Why do they sterilize
lethal injections?
If you think there is good in everybody, you've
never been in a maximum security prison.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners?
What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison?
Fryday.
What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison?
Conductor. |
